Everybody has something they don’t believe in, and some people believe outlandish things. However, I consider myself to rise above all the foolishness and choose to see the reality of things. That is why I, Andrea Bell, do not believe in penguins.
Now, one may be asking themselves, how can you not believe in penguins, that’s simply madness. However, when you think about it in a logical form, how can a little bird live in such a cold climate?
Let me backtrack before I get ahead of myself, I believe in warm weather penguins, just not the Arctic kind. I find this completely reasonable.
Even though people always ask me how I cannot believe in them, when movies such as “March of The Penguins” exist. See this is simple for me, computer generated images are completely realistic looking. So how hard can it be to fake an image of a big bird?
Everything about the birds seems completely outlandish, even the way they are dressed. If one is to create a creature that they expect others to believe in, than they shouldn’t dress it in a tuxedo, which adds a level of unbelievably.
Cartoons mimic these supposedly real animals in ways that further lead me to believe that these animals cannot be real.
In the movie “Happy Feet”, they use these so called real animals in a way that is completely ridiculous to teach children lessons. They also use magical creatures to do the same, so who’s to say they aren’t doing that with penguins as well.
Even if one was to take me to the Arctic and show me the birds, I would not be convinced unless I was to touch the bird. The birds, or so-called birds, are clearly Russian Soviet spy robots sent to undergo secret spy operations. That is, if the birds are even there. It is all still rumors.
So don’t let yourself be fooled by these “helpless”, “cute” birds, because they are clearly not only mythical, they are, if actually there, Soviet Spy robots. All in all, the penguin species, or lack of one, is all still a myth. But given everything that is still up in the air like penguins and dogs, at least there are down to earth for sure animals like unicorns and magical tree elves.
Commentary by Andrea Bell/Staff Writer