Critique my Dick Pick

Critique my Dick Pick

Aaryn Kornbau, Arts and Entertainment Editor

Bored and dissatisfied with the current culture that surrounds photos of gentials, one blogger has created “Critique My Dick Pic.” This blog is designed to take the pressure off of your “dick pics,” helping you transform them into tantalizing pieces of erotica.

To be frank, sometimes the effort of a well intentioned “dick pic” is there, but looks a little clinical, rather than erotic. Without sending photos of their junk to their friends, there is little one can do to improve their pictures. However, those who are anxious to up their game are in luck, as the website, critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com, is 100% anonymous and free. A great addition to the websites’ policy is to not body shame or size shame the senders, and the website accepts submissions from anyone, regardless of their gender or whether or not they were born with their penis.

People shy about submitting a picture to the website can still review other senders pictures that have been posted with thorough analysis. This can help even the unseasoned “dick pic” sender.

The most common tips on the website are to include your hands, have a clean inviting background, use color, and do not size compare your penis with inanimate objects.

While the website raises good concerns regarding the candidness of its cocks, some pictures were more in need of intervention than others. Whether this is their first picture or their hundredth “dick pic” there is still something that can be learned about erotica through this blog for both male and female viewers.

Warning: NSFW